Welcome to Goring’s most notorious ducks… Pass the hoisin sauce please!
2021’s leading quackers – Top 10
| Player | Ducks |
| Haydn Whitehouse-Lloyd | 8 |
| Richard McNeill | 7 |
| William Slade | 6 |
| Danny Tottman | 5 |
| Rhys Tong-Jones | 5 |
| Peter Slade | 4 |
| Ali Baxter | 4 |
| Kunal Sharma | 4 |
| Jackson Galbraith | 4 |
| Andrew Tottman | 4 |
All-Time leading quackers – Top 10
| Player | Ducks |
| Stephen Haines | 62 |
| Stephen Wincott | 49 |
| Tom Hedge | 49 |
| Michael Large | 48 |
| Jamie Vickery | 46 |
| Jonny Russell | 44 |
| Duncan Kent | 43 |
| Mick Edwards | 42 |
| Tom Ferry | 41 |
| Andy Ankerson | 38 |
