Welcome to Goring’s most notorious ducks… Pass the hoisin sauce please!
2021’s leading quackers (as at 14/06/2021):
| Rank | Player | DUCKS |
| 1 | Richard McNeill | 4 |
| 2 | Peter Slade | 3 |
| 3= | George Taylor | 2 |
| 3= | Max McGee | 2 |
| 3= | Ali Baxter | 2 |
| 3= | Andrew Tottman | 2 |
| 3= | Alfie Gammer-Flitcroft | 2 |
All-time list of quackers (as at 14/06/2021):
| Rank | Player | DUCKS |
| 1 | Stephen Haines | 51 |
| 2 | Stephen Wincott | 49 |
| 3 | Tom Hedge | 48 |
| 4 | Jamie Vickery | 45 |
| 5 | Jonny Russell | 44 |
| 6 | Tom Ferry | 41 |
| 7 | Mick Edwards | 39 |
| 8 | Andy Ankerson | 38 |
| 9 | Duncan Kent | 36 |
| 10 | Donovan Norman | 34 |
| 11 | Michael Large | 30 |
| 12= | Peter Slade | 28 |
| 12= | Will Balakrishnan | 28 |
| 14= | Ollie Carrier | 27 |
| 14= | Rhys Tong-Jones | 27 |
| 16 | Matthew Hodges | 26 |
| 17 | Matt Norman | 25 |
| 18 | Kenza Barton | 24 |
| 19 | Toby Tomlinson | 23 |
| 20= | Robin Fuller | 22 |
| 20= | Len Sexon | 22 |
